Zision Interactive

It's impossible to argue about a single thing. You just start arguing about the semantics for your previous arguments. It's like inception #

There is no pretty way to write devalueing #

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no #

How does she have 2700 followers? What is wrong with people? #

Instead of doing #FollowFriday I just retest everything said by people you should be following #

And I also act as a filter for people that only tweeted good things some of the time #

What a great value! And all this could be yours for the low price of putting up with all the other crap I tweet! #

BUT WAIT- there's more! #

(there's not more) #

Twitter could really use an icon next to people's names when they're following you #

. @botherer Okay, so here's what I want: TWO great, awesome fun platformers, that aren't made of retro pixels. That I haven't played yet. in reply to botherer #

If I retweet everything someone says, that just means you should be following them. It's not a choice @botherer in reply to botherer #

Thank you twitter, you've kept me occupied for a whole hour. I didn't need reddit or anything! #

SwiftKey X refuses to put swear words as default suggestion. I appreciate the paternal instinct, but please duck off #

I'm such a hipster, I have a Tumblr wait- #

I don't have a Tumblr #

I knew it was too good to be true. I've got a new #teamfollowback spambot now #

Seeing people typing @zision is sorta wierd.. Maybe I should rename myself @zac_aj or @_zacaj_ or something... #

http://t.co/YkAWOwXa is an example of good website design. WHAT THIS SITE IS in a nice box right on the front page. No banners or anything #

DAMNIT, they require 8 digit passwords. All that praise WASTED #

Well, after an amazing start, backloggery just went straight downhill. Now im on my main page and I have no clue whats going on. Bad design #

Who the FUCK redesigned the Chrome new tab page? What was wrong with the old one? #

The Answer: NOTHING. It was PERFECT #

Hey I got a formspring because otherwise I KNOW someone would take my name http://t.co/I6xjIUNX #

What I learned today: If you leave a bag of candy in front of me, I WILL eat all of it. It will last EXACTLY one day. #

Im now following @xzyliac because X is three letters from the end of the alphabet. OH NO HL3 is THE END WHY WOULD YOU END IT VALVE? #

This reminds me that I need to send Valve HQ $100 in an envelope for the special secret preorder bonus on #HL3 #

If I did that then when it was available for preorder Id probably find it already in my Steam inventory, because Valve is awesome #

Even though all they ever made was Half-Life, Portal and a bunch of shitty multiplayer games. Either would have been good enough for me #

*I got retweeted* *I got retweeted* *spins around snapping fingers* Lets do the retweet dance everybody! #

OOH a RT and a follow from @xzyliac ! Thats like peanut butter AND chocolate! #

*I got retweeted* *I got retweeted* *spins around snapping fingers* Lets do the retweet dance again everybody! #

The Problem with Advertising on Wikipedia http://t.co/4YIDlenD #

"well that's a knee to the balls of progress" #

Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol: 3/5 #

Lots, of songs seem to have really awesome lyrics until you read them. Exogenesis Symphony - Muse being a prime example. Especially part 2 #

"you know I wouldn't hurt my own son! (henchman), hurt my son" #justified #

"Is he good with a gun?" "He could drop you with a cap gun" #

#justified has the most fitting theme music I've ever seen #

For some reason it blows my mind that 2 is 10% of 20 #

How does it work #

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"you're going to have to ride in the back, most people wouldn't understand our age difference. Or the tape" #justified #

Damnit Darker than Black,you did the fade to white and then everything is OK but the magic is gone ending! And I had such high hopes for you #

I swear, every show ends like this. It's fucking unbelievable. Did they all go to some convention or something? #

T's got to be the biggest cliche ever besides 'hero gets the girl,' and it's EVERYWHERE! #

Chronicles of Riddick is $5 on steam. You need to buy the third best FPS ever right now #

Just to give you an idea, at the same price, id reccomend it over GTA IV #

Damnit how do you spell reccomend? recommend? Damnit first try and I get it right. Now how about completely? DAMNIT #

definite? definitely? WHAT THE FUCK HOW AM I GETTING ALL THESE RIGHT NWO #

I think my favorite curses are DAMNIT FUCKING and BUFFERING #

Also, WHAT THE HELL works pretty well. Everything else seems like youre trying too hard #

Why do I play scrabble? Despite knowing tons of words I never seem to score any points. #

Scrabble isnt who knows the most words its who knows the most words that use common letters, and xzq and are about 5 letters long #

I think I just sneezed soo hard I pressed keys on my keyboard... Its like a cat walked on it, but I don't have a cat. #

FROZEN SYNAPSE #

Do you own it? You should play me. Im on Texas #1 and my name is zacaj. #

If you dont, its in the pay what you want littleBIGBunch http://t.co/WDbgwV3r #

#describeyoursexlifewithavideogametitle privates #

#describeyoursexlifewithavideogametitle Dear Esther #

#describeyoursexlifewithavideogametitle Osmos #

#describeyoursexlifewithavideogametitle World of Goo #

#describeyoursexlifewithavideogametitle Canabalt #

.@dalziel_86 I endured hours more of Alice: Madness Returns than I normally would have because of the effect when you teleport. in reply to dalziel_86 #

This just in: Verizon adds additional fee for paying your bill #

"I love rules. Not following them, of course – that’s for other people. I love writing them." #

http://t.co/90VKYRdc is good. Read it now #

"Were raindrops, or worse, splatters of blood, to become visible droplets in my vision, they would have to be on my eyes." #

God damn it Steam is the work designed piece of shit Ive ever seen besides Origin and every other competetor to it #

Ripping all data out of DOOM 3 for engine testing... #

Model not rendering correctly->wonder if its problem with specific model or code->look for another model->cant find any on internet->scream #

Sooo... it SEEMS to work on a skeleton I stole from DOOM 3..... Uh... Yeah #

RT @schoonerthe_dog "What does 'DUH' mean? Oh, DUH!" #

We get it twitter, Die Hard takes place on Christmas. So does Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. And yet the only thing on TV is A Christmas Story #

COMMIT 102: Its ALIVE!!!! (and its shoulders are broken) http://t.co/v3NYgjQk #

I love when I pick a random hardcoded number and it works perfectly, no tuning required #

Twenty minutes and 8 tabs later, my RSS feed is fixed! Check it out, in all its unentered XML glory</sarcasm>! http:///zacaj.com/rss.xml #

Sorry, http://t.co/hJxdHreS #

See what I did there? I mentioned my RSS feed twice, but you only though I did it once, didnt you? #

*thought #

I did it again! #

What would have been only one tweet has now been spread out over 5 tweets! Wait, 6! MUAAHAHA #

Today: Christmas. Tomorrow: 4 teeth removed #

New comment: //DEBUG //HACK //HORRIBLE //DONT EVER TRUST THIS //CHANGE IMMEDIETLY //YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDNT BE DOING THIS //IT WILL HAUNT YOU #

//PLEASE SELF: SPEND 20 MINUTES MAKING THIS GOOD //YOU WILL THANK YOURSELF LATER #

"what's the plan?" "first, we pretend to try to kill the ambassador, then, we kill the ambassador" #

#misfits s01e06 is amazing #

Yay! I can't feel my mouth! #

"it assigns a number key to each slot, so you can select the first stack by pressing 0, the second stack by pressing 1 etc...Wait a sec." #

RB: Programmers cant do UI Design: http://t.co/bKX3NCny #

My mouth hurts like crazy, and I just instinctually sang along to a song. *ow* #

Hint: if your game is multiplayer and you offer a buy two get one half off discount, I WILL BUY YOUR GAME #

Retrospectively, I probably should have check that 700GB of files successfully copied to the new HDD before deleting them from the old one #

Dear Logitech: why the FUCK do I have to log in to my TV REMOTE syncing program? Is someone else going to steal my configuration? What? #

That time when you get something working and then remove debugging code and it stops... #

IT WORKS!!!! I think? http://t.co/w7irlksS #

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: 4/5 @evil_communist #

My Christmas presents: a hard drive and a box of chicken n'a biscuits #

Test #

Finally something I want to buy in the Steam sale, and it turns out Steam errors whenever I click buy #

Talking about my name reminds me of how stupid @zacaj STOLE it #

Your name is fucking Alyson Bertram, why is your username zacaj!?!?!? #

Hey @zacaj, will you please change your buffering name? #

I used buffering as a curse because I've been using fucking to much, and I thought it was time for some variety #

You never know how far you can go until you go too far #

If you spill a $100 bottle of wine on a $200 shirt, the result is worth approximately $20, unlike the $300 I expected @madeupstats #

http://t.co/j0Y5ikcd It has begun #

Searched Steam for RAGE, accidently hit Caps Lock before started typing. #

Its scary how much money is spent on movies that dont seem to make much back #

Sherlock Holmes - A Game of Shadows: 4/5 #

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: 4.5/5 #

Googled: "sort joints to parent is before child" 1st result: How to win custody of your kids #

Hrm....Do I make an algorithim to sort all the joints, or just do a check and skip the optimization when theyre not... #

. @JKeverne after you make The Prestige everything else is downhill by definition in reply to JKeverne #

App stores need the ability to mark as app 'I don't care about this update' so they'll stop telling me there are useless updates available #

I was going to tweet lamenting that interesting twitter discussions always end 30 min before I wake up, then realized id, mixed up am and pm #

The enemy of my friend is my enemy #

Want free steam gifts? http://t.co/2zye8hzP? topic=23385.new;topicseen#new #

Ive just bought the humble bundle. I mean, its just too cheap NOT to #

Thanks to the Humble Bundle my Steam games list is more than a page long, and Ive installed less than half of them #

Where are your followers? What are their jobs and hobbies? New Twitter app helps you #KnowYourFollowers http://t.co/pVbGCwzA #

The Scarlet Letter, by Nathaniel Hawthorne: 1.5/5 #

I really hated that book #

In fact, its the worst book Ive ever finished. Thats an accomplishment, considering the amount of books Ive read #

I'm bringing followed by an Italian power metal band #

"like a, high five with Edward scissorhands" #

"you can knock off all that 'your honor' crap, sir is fine" #Justified #

Im not sure @newton64 following me should have made me nearly as happy as it did... #

If I could Id retweet that twice. Or three times. Actually, Id just have it on a 1 day loop until I finished reading it. In December #

I think Ill announce whenever anyone follows me. If its a spambot, Ill just make fun of it badly #